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- Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon. — Tia Carrere
- It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor — John Cleese
- A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers
- I get described as 'interesting' a lot. People often call me odd, too. Maybe they mean ugly. Given the services of a… — Anna Maxwell Martin
- I was thinking recently, If the body really is the new dress, as some are saying - with women buying boobs, butts,… — Alber Elbaz
- One thing to remember on the Eiger, never look up, or you may need a plastic surgeon. — Don Whillans
- It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to decide what you play.… — Dylan Walsh
- On bad days, I think I'd like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children… — Tama Janowitz
- Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember,… — Jack Nicholson
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. — Groucho Marx
- I'm not a plastic surgeon, and I cannot change the DNA of a person, but when I see a woman try on… — Alber Elbaz
- Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of… — Michael Buckley