Plastic Surgeon Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

• Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon. — Tia Carrere
• It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor — John Cleese
• A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers
• I get described as 'interesting' a lot. People often call me odd, too. Maybe they mean ugly. Given the services of a plastic surgeon, I… — Anna Maxwell Martin
• I was thinking recently, If the body really is the new dress, as some are saying - with women buying boobs, butts, faces - then… — Alber Elbaz
• One thing to remember on the Eiger, never look up, or you may need a plastic surgeon. — Don Whillans
• It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to decide what you play. I don't know.… — Dylan Walsh
• On bad days, I think I'd like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with… — Tama Janowitz
• Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic… — Jack Nicholson
• She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. — Groucho Marx
• I'm not a plastic surgeon, and I cannot change the DNA of a person, but when I see a woman try on my clothes and… — Alber Elbaz
• Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in… — Michael Buckley
• A pair of dolphins swept by us in the water, flicking their heads out to get a look at us as they went. One of… — Jim Butcher
• I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the… — Fran Drescher
• A well-off plastic surgeon can suffer just as much as an Irish lad who has been abused or whatever. — William Nicholson
• I'm keeping it real because I have not visited a plastic surgeon. — Mayla

Who Wrote These Plastic Surgeon Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Plastic Surgeon Quotes as follows:

• 2 Plastic Surgeon Quotes by Alber Elbaz
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Tia Carrere
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by John Cleese
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Joan Rivers
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Anna Maxwell Martin
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Don Whillans
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Dylan Walsh
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Tama Janowitz
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Jack Nicholson
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Groucho Marx
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Michael Buckley
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Jim Butcher
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Fran Drescher
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by William Nicholson
• 1 Plastic Surgeon Quote by Mayla