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Bob Newhart has 63 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.
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I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.
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Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood El, he…
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I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few…
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People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more…
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The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five…
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When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last…
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But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
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Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take…
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I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
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I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'
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I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of…
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
— Anatole France
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Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
— Robert Frost
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
— Gustave Flaubert
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I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy.
— Franz Kafka
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All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
— Bob Newhart
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The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
— John Mason Brown
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Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
— Booth Tarkington
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The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
— John Berry
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