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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Popular Philippines quotes from across the collection:
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Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.…
— Benigno Aquino III
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I have returned. By the grace of Almighty God, our forces stand again on Philippine soil.
— Douglas MacArthur
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When you're on MTV Asia, you're like royalty. When you walk down the streets of the Philippines or Indonesia, everyone wants to…
— Unknown Author
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Modeling is more fun in the Philippines
— Unknown Author
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This country is a nation of thieves. It stole everything it has, beginning with black people. The U.S. cannot justify its existence…
— Stokely Carmichael
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I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a…
— George W. Bush
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People of the Philippines: I have returned. By the grace of Almighty God our forces stand again on Philippine soil—soil consecrated in…
— Douglas MacArthur
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Our challenge is much more pervasive than it would be if we were just facing one enemy in one place. [Instead there…
— Hillary Clinton
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I know everyone in the Philippines is happy.
— Manny Pacquiao
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I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning…
— Manny Pacquiao
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There is only one government in the Philippines and that is how it will stay,
— Joseph Estrada
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Philippine President Joseph Estrada said he was saddened by the conviction. It's very unfortunate and what happened is saddening, ... If he…
— Joseph Estrada
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