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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The Tea Party is an organic, spontaneous movement that rose up in opposition to to the Pelosi-Reid-Obama agenda.
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Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
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I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed…
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I'm Nancy Pelosi, but my grandchildren call me Mimi. For me, politics is an extension of my role as a mother and…
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Nancy Pelosi is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said she's just trying to save the…
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House Speaker Pelosi worried about the opposition, the tone of it, perhaps leading to violence as it did in the 70s. Theres…
— David Gregory
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I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and…
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I mean, look, Nancy Pelosi said in the very beginning this is going to be the most open, honest and ethical Congress…
— Eric Cantor
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America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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While countless Americans are pulling together to lend a helping hand, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are pointing fingers in a shameless…
— Ken Mehlman
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I watched Nancy Pelosi and Tom Daschle. Good grief. What whining weenies.
— Andrew Sullivan
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If you're going to run around, Ms. Pelosi, and you're going to say Republicans like the war, then can we also assume…
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