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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball.
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My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when…
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My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your…
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Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.
— Bill O'Reilly
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They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
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In 1950, when the Giants signed me, they gave me $15,000. I bought a 1950 Mercury. I couldn't drive, but I had…
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
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My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot.
— Ben Quayle
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You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be…
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Whatever vocation you decide on, track down the best people in the world at doing it and surround yourself with them. Aim…
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