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Parenting Quotes by Mark Twain
- Always obey your parents - when they are present.
- My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.
- My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I…
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