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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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Treat each player as your own son/daughter if you can...the parents have invested in you.
— Henry Iba
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God strung up his own son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he would do to me.
— Marquis de Sade
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The biggest challenge in my life is getting all these kids raised. I've helped with nieces, stepchildren and my own son, so…
— Reba McEntire
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It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an…
— H. L. Mencken
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God wants to use us as He used His own Son
— Oswald Chambers
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Just as a mother would protect with her life her own son, her only son, so one should cultivate an unbounded mind…
— Gautama Buddha
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He actually believes that she was murdered. The reality is, of course, also, that his car, his driver, were involved in this…
— Unknown Author
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The DOCF all started when I made a trip to a local hospital in the Dominican Republic. I was visiting children who…
— David Ortiz
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When you look at the Cross, what do you see? You see God’s awesome faithfulness. Nothing – not even the instinct to…
— Sinclair B. Ferguson
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I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich.
— Pierre Salinger
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A king there was once reigning, Who had a goodly flea, Him loved he without feigning, As his own son were he!
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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While it costs us a lot to adopt children, it cost God the blood of His own Son.
— Unknown Author
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