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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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It is a call for black people in this country to unite, to recognize their heritage, to build a sense of community.…
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In traditional Hindu families like ours, men provided and women were provided for. My father was a patriarch and I a pliant…
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Be honest and work hard to get what you want. Don't take shortcuts; you only cheat yourself in the long run. Success…
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Success depends on getting good at saying no without feeling guilty. You cannot get ahead with your own goals if you are…
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Love is when you have the opportunity of turning someone's feelings or trust or vulnerability against them, but you don't. You make…
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Where I am now, you're very much at everybody else's mercy. You have no control over your career in a lot of…
— Rose Byrne
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Since you own your life, you are responsible for your life. You do not rent your life from others who demand your…
— Ken Schoolland
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The productivity of a work group seems to depend on how the group members see their own goals in relation to the…
— Ken Blanchard
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Children who plan their own goals, set weekly schedules, evaluate their own work build up their frontal cortex and take more control…
— Bruce Feiler
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I've never been a goalscorer, only own goals. Good own goals.
— Unknown Author
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Knowing how to wield psychic power leads to real solutions. Your feminine nature is strong, not weak. Your psychic gifts are your…
— Laurie Cabot
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