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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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In order to obtain the goal of returning to Palestine, all of us sometimes have to grit our teeth.
— Yasser Arafat
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I look at some of the great novelists, and I think the reason they are great is that they're telling the truth.…
— Maya Angelou
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We win or the alumni bash in our teeth. (On the dental plan at NC State)
— Jim Valvano
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In order to obtain the goal of returning to Palestine, all of us sometimes have to grit our teeth. But it is…
— Yasser Arafat
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Businesspeople are like sharks, not just because we're gray and slightly oily, or because our teeth trail the innards of those we…
— Stanley Bing
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We will stomp to the top with the wind in our teeth.
— George Leigh Mallory
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Who can endure a doctrine which would allow only dentists to say whether our teeth were aching, only cobblers to say whether…
— C.S. Lewis
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Real prayer comes not from gritting our teeth but from falling in love.
— Richard J. Foster
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When we make a change, it's so easy to interpret our unsettledness as unhappiness, and our unhappiness as a result of having…
— Jeanette Winterson
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To a significant degree, we are an overfed and undernourished nation digging an early grave with our teeth, and lacking the energy…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Patience is a mind that is able to accept fully and happily, whatever occurs. It is much more than just gritting our…
— Geshe Kelsang Gyatso
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Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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