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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must…
— Michel de Montaigne
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The victims of injustice in our world do not need our spasms of passion; they need our long obedience in the same…
— Gary Haugen
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If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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For many of us the march from Selma to Montgomery was about protest and prayer. Legs are not lips and walking is…
— Abraham Joshua Heschel
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It oughtn't to need a war to make us talk to each other in buses, and invent our own amusements in the…
— Jan Struther
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As powerful as our legs are, as magnificent as our lungs and arms and muscles are, nothing matters more than the mind.
— Scott Jurek
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Victims of oppression & injustice don't need our spasm of passion....they need our legs & lungs of endurance.
— Gary Haugen
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From behind a wooden crate we saw a long black-muzzled nose poking round at us. We took him out-soft, wobbly, tearful; set…
— John Galsworthy
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Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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We found that just by the way we stood, affected women dramatically, and if you look at our show, you'll see that…
— Burt Ward
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Winning the Championship is like taking a 26-year ball and chain from around our legs. Now we can go forward, and hopefully…
— Bryan Robson
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Most of sex is psychological - most of it is between our ears and not between our legs.
— Joy Browne
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