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- If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony
- I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun… — Jack Handey
- My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. — Roger Ailes
- A lot of people don't belong in our clothes, and they can't belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in… — Mike Jeffries
- Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up… — Cheryl Strayed
- If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. — Unknown Author
- Sweetheart you are very beautiful, tho you got this pretty eyes that shines more likely than any other thing, and also a… — Unknown Author