Old Fat Quotes
- If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony
- I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground… — Jack Handey
- My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. — Roger Ailes
- A lot of people don't belong in our clothes, and they can't belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying… — Mike Jeffries
- Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill. — Cheryl Strayed
- If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. — Jim Eason
- Sweetheart you are very beautiful, tho you got this pretty eyes that shines more likely than any other thing, and also a nice body that… — Steve Gentle's Quotes