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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I don't buy fur coats or jewelry. I have old cars.
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I once bought an old car back after I sold it because I missed it so much and I had forgotten that…
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Take most people, they are crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, they are always talking…
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I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have…
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One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George.…
— David Lloyd George
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Old carts can be repainted but they still keep moving in the same old ruts
— Unknown Author
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We're not good at propping up old carcasses. We want to be on top of what's vital at any particular time, and…
— Greg Ginn
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All those rappers, they're the only glamorous people working in music now. They dress up in these chains of gold, cars, girls…
— Bryan Ferry
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When I was in my first year of college at Logan, Utah, I bought an old car for a hundred dollars. I…
— F. Burton Howard
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We create a product nobody needs but people want. You spend more for what you really want. Some boring things you need:…
— Karl Lagerfeld
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