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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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When I was a teenager, I had pimples - oh, God, every time someone looked at my face I thought they were…
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Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
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Oh God, I say not hear my prayers! I say: Blot with forgiving pen my sins away!
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Oh! God! That bread should be so dear, and flesh and blood so cheap!
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I will kneel and strike my breast, then touch the dust with my forehead; I will, I will. Only do not forsake…
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Oh god, I wish. I really wish. If I'm time-poor, which I usually am, that's the first thing to go. And I…
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Oh, God, if I were sure I were to die tonight I would repent at once. It is the commonest prayer in…
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Oh God! that one might read the book of fate, And see the revolution of the times Make mountains level, and the…
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We can understand that people, seeing this anti-charter slander by certain media, end up thinking ‘Oh God, am I right to support…
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