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- Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?
- One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It…
- Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!
- A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than…
- Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over…
- The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to…
- I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the…
- As a nation, Kuwait has been, arguably, free of freedom itself. Claimed in turn by Constantinople, Riyadh, and Baghdad, Kuwait has survived by playing Turks…
- As a longtime former resident of 15 years in Washington, I wish that everybody would stay off the Mall with their political cause so that…
- Fall of the Berlin wall? Being there was fun. Nations that flaked off of the Soviet Union in southeastern Europe, Central Asia, and the Caucasus?…
- Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs.
- Until I carried my wife off to New Hampshire, she defined wilderness as the Bronx.
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- When a tradition gathers enough strength to go on for centuries, you don't just turn it off one day. — Chinua Achebe
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- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
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- No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the… — Gabi Hollows