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Off Quotes by Lewis Black
- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
- People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.
- I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off…
- One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And…
- If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto…
- If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're…
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