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- My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under…
- Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.
- I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off
- Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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