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The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on. — Candace Bailey
Whats the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo. — Jake Owen
If you know your girl is watching Oprah and you come in and it's this whole show on cheating and the guy's giving away all… — Shannon Elizabeth
I hate the star part of the business. I like the singing, and writing and all that goes with it. But I wish when I… — Alan Jackson
I need that sugar rush to charm your fricken pants off. — Jenna Marbles
Inappropriate Pants off dance off! — Jenna Marbles
Whats always pissed me off about Idol is wanting to mask that, for that to go unspoken. Cmon. You cant be publicly gay? At this… — Adam Levine
It's hard to switch off, I want to see the match point again, I want to read something about what the fans saw, how the… — Roger Federer
Color is bigger than ever...We have been talking about color for a few years, and this season it is taking off. With our idea of… — Marc Jacobs
She's pretty much retired me... She was definitely a blessing. She came at the right moment. I'm glad I believed in her, boy. That goes… — Akon
I'm gonna show off my tat. Don't mess with me in here Party Lane. — Snooki
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki
I wanna dog..but I don't like picking up shit off pavements. Hmmmm? Gonna live on a island...no Pavements. — Idris Elba
People look at your life and see things as a big deal that aren't a big deal to you. What I mean is, the chapter… — Ethan Hawke
Half of you females are making a big mistake that every young girl who is in love and dealing with breakup makes, and that mistake… — Jayy
Everybody is not going to be squeaky clean. All the guys they are giving these marketing endorsement deals are the ones going out there getting… — Terrell Owens
A lot of people expect to see the same type of character that they see on the field off the field, and that throws them… — Terrell Owens
Right now I think I'm the smartest I've ever been. I'm doing everything great now and everything perfect. Like with this taxes stuff. I'm getting… — Kendra Wilkinson
I have a choice of really good things, not a bad movie versus a good movie. But if I say yes to everything, I won't… — Jennifer Lawrence
I never really had anything in my life that was off-limits. But with this, just out of respect, I just don't want to fuck around.… — Shia Labeouf

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