Off Quotes
- I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the… — Scary Movie
- Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like. -Ms. Man — Scary Movie
- Why do pepole who are pretty sure they have steped in dog poop always take off their shoe and smell it and say ooh thats… — Kab
- In the end it will all pay off — Shizzle Monkey
- Depression is a mind state.... SNAP out if it and get off your ASS!! I did. — Mishe Pierce
- Won't nothing get your mind off one man but the next. — Mishe Pierce
- Lights off light a candle power forward point guard handles like a celebrity trying to dodge scandals the finish line is in sight breaking news… — Franko
- The most effective contraceptive will not start off use as directed so expect the unexpected you chose now accepted it! — Franko
- Hustle hard in that daytime but I ball off in that night life. My chain lit with them black stones, but they shine hard as… — Meek Mill
- Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? — Sparki Dee
- As I stare at your picture I can't help but fight off the feeling of disgust at what I've done to us. Some part of… — Cody Lampman
- Sometimes people and things in life are like water in a faucet. The water is just gonna flow no matter what. You can try to… — Enhance Dreams
- Today oon my way to work, I saw somebody flip off the person working on the road for making him stop for a sec. And… — Kenzie-ann
- A woman wants a manly man. Nothing worse than a man that acts completely like a female. That's a turn off to a woman. — Enhance Dreams
- Some men tend to want to be deceptive to a woman but get upset when she plays games with him. Get off that immature stuff. — Enhance Dreams
- Seriously, if you have to ask someone to not be a messed up person, they're better off not being in your world at all. — Enhance Dreams
- That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867
- He looked me deeply in the eyes. He lied and said I won't make you cry and when I thought it was to good to… — Generose Relano
- Now Get Off!!!!!! — Yonisha Robinson
- Leave that old, heavy baggage behind, this plane can't take off with it and there are better things to be found ahead — Bismark Frimpong