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If you always live your life close to the edge, then it's only a matter of time before you fall off. — Nepadi
Walt Whitman's poem, This Is What You Shall Do is another one that helps me burn bgithrer This is what you shall doby Walt Whitman… — Adam
Yeah bro, you really took ityrevheng she said TOTALLY the wrong way. You posted an ART SITE to counter what she said about MUSIC sites????… — Lestin
Im not there to be the token sexy girl. I dont know that I would ever be able to pull that off. Its nice that… — Emma Stone
Arrogance would bother me, but I haven't really come into contact with that too much. I guess it depends on the person because one person… — Emma Stone
I've been dumped by women more times than I really care to remember, One of the first times involved a moving vehicle. I was in… — Channing Tatum
Leave the district. Run off. Live in the woods. You and I, we could make it. -Gale Hawthorn — Hunger Games
Dating is like buying a new car. You keep it nice and clean at first; showing it off at its best, but eventually, you get… — Kristi M McKinnon
Catch me ducked off, chillen in ah straight suite. Dont mean to hurt yah feelings but yah bitch a straight freak — Webbie
Rip it off no joking, like your name Hulk Hogan. Nigga's move weight and sell but live in Hoboken. — Nicki Minaj
Man, I been did that, man, I been popped off. And if she ain't trying to give it then she get dropped off. — Nicki Minaj
I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the part that I peeled. Pauly D Problems. — Pauly D
Men's magazines have nipples so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle.… — Jessica Alba
I'll beat your f*cking dick off! -Jenko — 21 Jump Street
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. -Schmidt — 21 Jump Street
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. — Jonah Hill
I'll beat your f*cking dick off! — Channing Tatum
That moment when you go into a stall and there is no toilet seat protector, so you use toilet paper and then when you sit… — Ashley A
I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less. — Jarod Kintz
Keep your heart on a leash, just because your suppose to follow it, doesn't mean you should let it jump off a cliff. — Derrick Ray McGraw

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