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These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off. -Snooki — Jersey Shore
Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes… — Jersey Shore
10 grams off my last 250 now. Big ass crib, 250 down, damn. — French Montana
I got me a ghost, I took off the tint. Bitch look at my face, I'm a grown ass man. — Rick Ross
Flyer than a hornet, the shoe fit I worn it. She tried to jack me off, cant beat it, join it. — Lil Wayne
Love is like being on a fun ride, but right when you get off you new it was a bad idea — Clair
Love is like a fun ride, but once you get off you new it was a bad idea from the start — Clair
Hats off to woheevr wrote this up and posted it. — Foge
This information is off the hzoiol! — Snowy
My hat is off to your asttue command over this topic-bravo! — Scout
This ifnormitaon is off the hizool! — Cammie
Check that off the list of tinhgs I was confused about. — Darold
Last name ever first name greatest like a sprained ankle boy I aint nothin to play with started off local but thanks to all the… — Drake
I hate to say goodbye, but baby its better off this way. I cant go another day putting you through pain. its not fair for… — Lala
This information is off the hzooil! — Earthwind
Check that off the list of thnigs I was confused about. — Makaela
Just to be truthful, I don't give a fuck about what you say, or think about me. I'm a bad ass mother fucker, a real… — Fuck It
I walk light so I don't piss the ground off! — Lil Wayne
What if...my pager goes off...and it's a heart...and...it works? And my body doesn't reject it? And...what if I have time? -Emily Posa — Seven Pounds
Them cars, we pulling 'em off the lot. Don't even test drive it before I cop. — Wiz Khalifa

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