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It is easy to get high, it is not easy to get unhigh in front of your children.... you walk in the kitchen they already… — Katt Williams
If your ex ceeps calling you, tell him its over and that you have moved on. If that doesn't work tell him to F off.… — Ashley Chorney
And I'm like I'm doing ninety in the road to success, to arrive alive, success is a destination worth a carful drive. Rumps ahead slow… — Jonas Mckelvin
I'll start with how I like to eat them. Sometimes I like mine with curves, sometimes I'll lick the sides, sometimes I like designs,some sweet,some… — Adam Hawbecker
Im going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off! — The Undertaker
One day little Johnny, had to go to hospital. 5 weeks later... Nurse: Well Johnny, we think your ok to let you go home. Now,… — Georgia L
If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and… — Robert Pattinson
Satan exists in the unseen spiritual realm and manifests himself in the physical realm as evil, selfishness, carnality, perversion, destruction, death, sin, sickness, poverty, and… — Creflo Dollar
Never trip off a girl , So I make sure I watch my step. — KRill
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron, I really dont… — LMFAO
A part of me wants to leave you alone. A part of me wants for you to come home. A part of me says I'm… — Letoya Luckett
Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing while jacking off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce. — Earl Sweatshirt
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws and knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off. — Earl Sweatshirt
Cocktails, fuckin' toss one in your apartment dog, Wolf Gang we ain't barking, nah. Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off. — Earl Sweatshirt
The way the writing on your hand wears off only in the spot that he held it. — Myself
Sometimes love can bring u down, but u get up stand tall and strong, dust urself off and move forward. u gotta kiss alot of… — Kaylee Rose Smith
WORDS OF ADVICE: WOMEN STOP SEARCHING UP YUH MAN FONE N FB PAGE. U MIGHT SEE SOMETHING WEH U WISH U NVR KNOW A GWAN.… — Richie Fwresh
Me and u are friends if u fight I fight if u hurt I hurt if u cry I cry if u jump off a… — Destiney Christmas
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go. You know I take the 110 until the 105. Get off at Crenshaw tell… — Skeelo
Threw the roof off this bitch like we just had a tornado. Desert Eagles, they twins, I call em Cain and Abel. — Young Jeezy

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