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Put trophies on my wall, rather trophies on my mantle. Dog my shows be off the handle, take the proceeds go to gamble. — J. Cole
Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day… — Unknown Author
I went from ol school chevys to drop top porsches u couldnt walk a mile off in my air forces! — Young Jeezy
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. — Mickey Mouse
Scattered thoughts, dark secrets lead me to a blacker heart. Life can't get any worse, Stevie with his glasses off. — J. Cole
You logged off cause I'm online, small talk from small minds. I wanna buy the mall but there ain't shit in this small town. — J. Cole
I wish somebody made guidelines on how to get up off the sidelines. — J. Cole
Oh yeah, to my college girl, take the weekend off and come home soon. I graduated way too long ago to be sneakin' all in… — J. Cole
You see you're looking for a man like you need somebody. Get your ass off of Twitter you could be somebody. — J. Cole
I had a wet dream about you last night , I cracked up laughin so hard when you fell off that cliff ! — Sierra
Someday my mask is going to fall off. The mask hiding all my hurt, pain and tears. The mask that shows only fake smiles and… — Jess Byrnes
Congrats you just officially pissed me off. sorry I dont have a certificate for you. i couldnt find one that said — Bridgett
COngrats you have officially pissed me off. sorry I dont a certificate for you. there's not a certificate that says — Bridgett
Better off this way. — A Day To Remember
Roses are red violets are blue You are the hottest guy I ever new. I think about you all day long to be without you… — Unknown Author
My life is my life,not yours! Get off my tail! — Gabriel Anthony Along Uvat
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg is… — Unknown Author
I'm not depressed, I'm at the point where I'm so pissed off I would kill myself to hurt them. — Unknown Author
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Forgetting him is hard to do but it's better off leaving him then him mistreating you — Maya Woodard

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