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Off Quotes by Janet Evanovich
- I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball…
- Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while
- Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And…
- Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.
- Nice dress. Take it off.
- Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and…
- You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with…
- Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and…
- He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time…
- Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
- [Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had…
- Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off.…
- My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. "We…
- I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what…
- I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my…
- There’s always tomorrow.†“Exactly,†she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn’t starve to death, she decided. Maybe she’d eat…
- Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he…
- I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,†Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.†“No kidding. Your car just went off…
- I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.
- Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the rest of my…
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