"One day little Johnny, had to go to……" — Georgia L

"One day little Johnny, had to go to hospital. 5 weeks later... Nurse: Well Johnny, we think your ok to let you go home. Now, what are you going to do when you get home? Johnny: Get a catapult and shoot a wee birdy. Nurse: No Johnny you need another 5weeks... 5 weeks later... Nurse now Johnny we think it's definately time for you to go home. What ae you going to do when you get home? Johnny: I'm going to get a girlfriend. Nurse: what are you going to do when you get a girlfriend? Johhny: I'm gonna take of her bra. Doctor: Now mate that's more the style. Nurse: What you gonna do when you take off her bra? Johnny: I'm gonna make a catapult and shoot a wee birdy..."

— Georgia L

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