Off Quotes
- My neighbour called round to foretell me of the loud music I can expect when his party kicks off. I politely thanked him for the… — Steve Fowler
- How often do adults just haul off and cold cock you like that? -Sid — The Descendants
- Its that awkward moment when your trying to take a picture of someone cute without them knowing and then your flash goes off — Stacie Watts
- It's so lame how men act on a dating site. How am I suppose to have an interest in you when I see a picture… — VPL
- If a man comes from around the corner after you get off a greyhound bus and has hay in his matted hair smelling like whiskey… — Massmurder
- K = You just pissed me off. Go away. — Daniel
- I miss our inside jokes. I miss all our memories. I miss how you would always say, Really? Tell me more. I miss how you… — Sinahi Martinez
- Odours have a power of persuasion stronger than that of words, appearances, emotions or will. The persuasive power of an odour cannot be fended off,… — Patrick Suskind
- Losing you is like somebody just turned all the lights off. — Richie
- Its that awkward moment when your trying to take a picture of the without them knowing....then your flash goes off. — Stacie Watts
- When yoor phone goes off in class — Kenzie-ann
- I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. — Miranda H
- I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it! — Hayden Panettiere
- Your desire to succeed must overpower your fear of failure. From 3 Off the Tee: Make it Happen (2012) — Lorii Myers
- No one can take the shot for you. From 3 Off the Tee: Make it Happen (2012) — Lorii Myers
- But you didn't have to cut me off, make out like it never happened and that we were nothing. And I don't even need your… — Gotye
- Dear bitch , can you fuck off , please ? Thanks. — Nathaniel Aveyro
- Bullies are like dog poop there are many surrounding you, and you just might step on them with you shoes they might make you smell… — Andrea Ball
- Life is like Candy Land. you start off in a on going road. you will have short cuts. you will be set back. and at… — Kenzie-ann
- Too The Lil Kidz Out Their in joy taking naps while you can...because when you get older you gonna wish you took them.. Because Your… — Out Spoken