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The paparazzi can be sharks. The new thing is they surround someones car so they cant even move and they just take pictures of them,… — James Franco
One year for Mother's Day I got me and my mom tickets to go see Alanis Morissette. We both love her sooo much and we… — Lea Michele
People talked about my weight for an entire year. Being famous for gaining 10lbs is ridiculous! I didnt feel as fat as everybody was making… — Jessica Simpson
I have a white girl booty. I dont have a big butt. Id rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and… — Jessica Simpson
All I do on my days off now is bake. I like to try out making different things. I have such a raging social life! — Taylor Swift
Of course, you're going to get your heart broken. And it isn't just going to happen once, but a lot. That's just part of growing… — Jazz
When I wake up from the few hours of sleep I do get, I'm getting him ready for the babysitter's house, I'm off to work… — Bristol Palin
Damn that shit even the odds now. You better off selling this hard now. You call it living out your dreams. You can't fly without… — Pusha T
Everyman has a God-given talent for it is inborn and its a very powerful gift that raises a man far above his peers and contemporaries;… — Samule Kermis
I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off — Young Mack
People say Twilight is what teenage girls are into and Im like, yeah, but thats not just it. Most of the time its the mums… — Taylor Lautner
If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie but I guess that's not very realistic. I certainly… — Taylor Lautner
I done fist pumped my bracelet off thats how hard I went. — Pauly D
We mothers tend to give away a lot, We take care of a lot of people, and we cant forget to take care of ourselves.… — Jennifer Lopez
Why did Susan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susan. — Deezy Da Dreadhead
I cant dance. Honestly. When I try the sweat is pouring off me. Its all an act. Everyone thinks that I can because I am… — Katy Perry
Dude the IRS is gonna make so much dough off the mega millions!!! — Katy Perry
Off to the gym. Lord knows when this 600-lb baby comes out that Ive been growing for 8 years, I better be strong and physically… — Pink
I got on the top of a bar, and I didnt have any underwear on, and I was wearing my skirt as a belt. She… — Pink
You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey — Friday

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