Off Quotes

15597 quotes by 8249 authors

It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are 'taking a break.' Their engagement is off, and Heidi is going back to Colorado. This is… — Chelsea Handler
Proof that you watch to many horror movies. When you Turn off the downstairs lights and run upstairs so no one kills you. — Kollkid
I was born in Vancouver, moved to Los Angeles and when my parents split up, gradually moved back up the west coast. I was able… — Joshua Jackson
I know that I'm a blessing cause I've been through the wire first, and that's why I'm taking off, fireworks — Dizzy Wright
It's funny how a random person can come up to us with their opinion on a subject and we just pass it off as nonsense… — Adar Burks
Love me I leave me tht the end of my story but it went happened again see I bought a knife cut thiz ball off… — Desiray Cooper
I've always been shy and sort of vulnerable. My mom says that when she would drop me off at school, I'd stand back and check… — Christina Applegate
I started to go through puberty and my hair went crazy curly, and I had zits and glasses. Uh, but not cool glasses. They were… — Paul Rudd
You can make a lot of mistakes with hair because it grows back. Its tattoos where I would put my foot down. Theres no coming… — Paul Rudd
Recently, I found out things about my friends which threw my life off balance. Though a self-proclaimed cynic, there are still some individuals in the… — Justice Cabral
Once our hearts are bruised and burned from a relationship that ended, we have two options: we can close off pieces of our heart so… — Pacifiersucker
There's really no hope of anyone turning off the Olympics to watch something on Fox. — Seth Macfarlane
People still recognize me all the time on the street. The first thing they say when they stop me is, 'Where have you been?' The… — Macaulay Culkin
Wipe that fucking smile off your face before I bitch slap it off — Jade Rodriguez
There are just certain things in life that are better off unknown. Things that you wish you never saw, never asked, never heard and sometimes,… — Pacifiersucker
I'm watching Back Up Plan and I fell so in love with Jennifer because I watched her eyes and how she interacted with the actor… — Steven Tyler
When you allow people to piss you off, you're just letting them have that satisfaction. Just ignore them and laugh they'll be pissed — Sergio Raza
If you talk about my mom, break yourself. If you talk about my grandma, kill yourself. If you talk about me, I'll shot your dick… — Lil Smileyy
Once again I find myself fighting off my emotions. He has me against the ropes hitting me with failure, false hope, tears, pain, anger, and… — Jasari
Excellence isn't something that You can just Turn On and Off Whenever you need It. It's A Habit, That's rooted in Attitude and Effects every… — Pacifiersucker

Who Wrote These Off Quotes

8,249 authors contributed a total of 15,597 Off Quotes, led by these top contributors: