Obama Quotes
1789 Obama quotes by 655 unique authors
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We hope President Obama will now respect the will of the people, change course, and commit to making the changes they are demanding. To the…
— John Boehner
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Both the Obama and Romney campaigns said they pulled all their political ads today in observance of the September 11th anniversary. But politics wasn't very…
— Mara Liasson
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Well, I am as much a cheerleader for President Obama as Sen. McConnell is a Chippendale dancer.
— Alison Lundergan Grimes
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When President Obama in 2011 used military power against the Qaddafi regime in Libya, he did not even notify Congress. A few in Congress mumbled,…
— Marvin Kalb
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I miss being anonymous.'…
— Conan O'Brien
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The Senate has sent President Obama a spending bill that gives the government enough money to keep going for two weeks. Our Congress has the…
— Conan O'Brien
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President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive…
— Conan O'Brien
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President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we…
— Conan O'Brien
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First Lady Michelle Obama appears on 'Sesame Street' to celebrate the show's 40th anniversary. It's going to be a big episode. Yes, sources say the…
— Conan O'Brien
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Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn Beck's radio show…
— Conan O'Brien
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President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed…
— Conan O'Brien
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According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found…
— Conan O'Brien
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President Obama says he will not support a healthcare plan where the government gets to decide whether to, quote, 'pull the plug on Grandma.' Apparently,…
— Conan O'Brien
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President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd like to encourage…
— Conan O'Brien
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A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that?…
— Conan O'Brien
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President Obama has appointed a transgender woman to a position in the Department of Commerce. You know, in this era of partisan bickering, President Obama…
— Conan O'Brien
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The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death . . .
— James Woods
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What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?
— Adam Baldwin
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The only thing left for Barack Obama to do is to work like a third world dictator and just put all these guys in jail.
— Harry Belafonte
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Barack Obama did tell me that I was one of Michelle Obama's favorite actors.
— Dwayne Johnson
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
— John Oliver
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Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
— Stephen Colbert
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The American People are witnessing the greatest lie that is cleverly orchestrated by President Obama and his whole administration. President Obama feeds people poison, giving…
— Jon Voight
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Obama is a very good actor. He knows how to play it. And he is very adept at creating this ''Obama'' - this character who…
— Jon Voight
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If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.
— Alec Baldwin
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