Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved… — Ed ONeill
My dad was nuts. He was a very entertaining man, the best story-teller, the best joke-teller, like a big kid. I realised I had a… — Gerard Butler
Fuck Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts… — Ari Gold
Whoa, I gotta lay off da nuts! -Pip in Andalasia — Enchanted
It has to be the big picture for me. A lot of people saw this job as you put them in a dress and that's… — Rachel Zoe
You just don't care about what people think. But it's hard to do because people tell you what they think all the time. It's sort… — Sandra Oh
You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth — Dominique Young Unique
I think that being isolated from the Hollywood world of premieres and red carpet events was probably good for me because I could ease into… — Evangeline Lilly
If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? — Don Meredith
Your nuts are frozen to the porch. Oh that sucks. — Joe Dirt
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on these nuts and suck the dick Get the fuck out after you're done And I hope… — Slum Dawg
Deez nuts, that's baggage claim, I'm on them trees like Candy Canes. — Lil Wayne
Power = strength, Loyalty = faithfullness, Respect = achievements, Compromise = agreement, Conversations = talk, Generous = kindness, Romantic = excitement !!! Being committed to… — Kevin Mccarty
Life is like a box of chocolates, and so are the people we meet ... Some are soft, some are very sweet, some are a… — Nishan Panwar
Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts' — Nikhil Saluja
Hope you're not allergic to nuts. Cause I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat. — Nikhil Saluja
Bitches scared to let me smash on they ass. Yeah they heard I'm fuckin' nuts like the swag of a fag. — Tyler The Creator
I'm deep in it and she leak in it, bust a couple nuts, then sleep in it. — Trey Songz
Go nuts, go nuts like there's bugs on your butts! — Ramandeep Singh
Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts. — Nikhil Saluja

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522 authors contributed a total of 624 Nuts Quotes, led by these top contributors: