"Your nuts are frozen to the porch. Oh…" — Joe Dirt

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• You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would… — Robert Benchley
• Some days I would go without any fire at all, and eat raw frozen meat and melt snow in my… — Buffalo Bill
• In a sense, words are encyclopedias of ignorance because they freeze perceptions at one moment in history and then insist… — Edward de Bono
• Hopefully as a result of 'The Frozen Ground,' more and more people will be aware of the horrible things that… — Nicolas Cage
• If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson
• Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. — Woody Allen
• A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can… — Chuck Close
• It looks like frozen snot. — Lewis Francis Herreshoff
• . . . The books we need are the kind that act upon us like a misfortune, that make us… — Franz Kafka
• Then sleep the seasons, full of might; While slowly swells the pod, And rounds the peach, and in the night… — Coventry Patmore
• Call them pros, call them mercenaries - but in fact they are just grown - up kids who have learned… — Unknown Author
• Laws just or unjust may govern men's actions. Tyrannies may restrain or regulate their words. The machinery of propaganda may… — Winston Churchill

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