Joe Dirt Quotes

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• Life's a garden dig it
• Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.
• That hug was completely asexual, he kinda snuck it up on me.
• No man, you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keepin on. Life's a garden,…
• You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you.
• You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
• Alls I gotta do is keep bein a good person, no matter what. Good things will come my way.
• You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up.
• Everything's gonna happen for me, just as long as I don't have no in my heart.
• You. Show me them boobies.
• My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she said,…
• You gotta keep on keepin on.
• If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
• Like them spinnin tires, do ya?
• They're large and in charge, and they're lookin for chickies.
• I got the poo on me!
• You like to see homos naked?
• Your nuts are frozen to the porch. Oh that sucks.
• No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar,…
• Queer? Is this queer? These queer? What's up? What's up?

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