Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here? — Mickey Mouse
We decided to go out, it started going well, The sex was straight ill, plus she was sexy as hell, But she was obsessive as… — Chris Webby
If Lil Jon can ice his cup, I top that shit and ice my nuts — Ghostface Killah
Bag your nuts quick or get sick from being naked. — Krs One
Still pimp c bitch so what da fuck is up, put n powda on da streets cause I got big fuckin nuts. — Pimp C
I can feel you, put my dick inside your mouth. Trying to fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth. I'm jumping in and… — Pimp C
I'd get ten tabs, and he'd take seven and give me three, which I thought was very reasonable. He was great, a perfect old-school gentleman:… — Motorhead
Focus baby don't look at me, see right through me, understand my heartbeat murmurs to mock your rhythm,Yeah, my nuts, the other girls want em,… — Kid Cudi
These psychotic niggaz envy me, and wanna be nuts.but I bust nuts, like my genitals sexually. — Papoose
I like Latin dem Latin women (I do) and they love me cause I'm that man. With cocoa nuts and chocolate skin, I'm that mocha… — Will I Am
I think I reserve the right to talk about my own sexuality...I can either get irritated and let this drive me nuts, or laugh at… — Adam Lambert
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats. Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make bombs. — Blink 182
Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff? — Davey Havok
So don't knock it til you try it, cause Eiht he tried to knock it but he's still walkin round with my nuts in his… — DJ Quik
Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover
You better check your nuts before you step to this! — Eazy-e
Hoo-boy...he's cracked, he's gone nuts. Hey, Jafar! JAFAR! GET A GRIP! Urp....good grip! -Iago — Aladdin
Ever if ya test nuts, to the chest and put em to rest and, but I won't test bucks, put a hole up into me… — Bizzy Bone
Real talk, true story. No nuts, no glory — Unknown Author
I suck nuts because I can't rap and I aint even gonna be popular or remembered in a year — Wiz Khalifa

Who Wrote These Nuts Quotes

522 authors contributed a total of 624 Nuts Quotes, led by these top contributors: