Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

What the world needs is spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. — Ritu Ghatourey
! What are you doing here?? And how did you know this was my room?? I was slightly weirded out. I said I hope to… — Jade
My therapist told me I am a visionary. A rare and beautiful soul with a unique, weird, and wonderful perspective on life and all it's… — Eric Nickel
You are not like before you always used to be, Dont show changes like this, Your changes and your activities hurt me more. Dont ever… — ZhatsPrincess
Every peach has a pit an certain nuts are tough to crack. — Unkown
Family: They drive you crazy. They drive you nuts. They drive you loony. But: They drive you. — Karina Barton
Don't waste time on woman who are phony, two-faced, crazy insecure, and just plain nuts. They suck the kindness and energy out of you. — Jhiess Krieg
Having said that, I'm a huge Jack Nicholson fan because he just goes nuts in everything he does. Having Jack in his heyday would also… — Paul Kane
I am a working woman. I take care of a home. I hold down a job. I am nuts. — Barbara Dale
I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I'd better be on the road, or I'll be going nuts. I'm not the kind of guy who sits around with a pipe and slippers… — Tommy Shaw
Big nuts here swining like nunchucks. — Lil Wayne
Went from intern to the owner of the building. Bussin nuts counting money like owe what a feelin. — Big Sean
Word around town the I aint got no bitches what thats a damn lie nigga my nuts is my witness. — Lil B
Oh god damn I got sluts on my ass cuz errytime I dunk a donut I 360 windmill that bitch, whores on my nuts cuz… — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cuz I payed for the butt-cheeks, girls on my nuts look I look like whole wheat, baby nuts brandon came with… — Lil B
Girls on my dick cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in… — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cuz I look like rice milk, girls suck my nuts cuz I look like the goon pope, thugged out bitch and… — Lil B
I got your name tattoo'd. You think that's enough fo make me to go nuts like cashews? — Flo Rida
(about her parents' strict rules from when she was a teenager) That's my parents. They're crazy! They're nuts! — Katy Perry

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