Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

Well, I got somethin' here to give you, that's very near and dear to me, ya pimp. These nuts, nigga! Gotcha, nigga! From beyond the… — Boondocks
You got supreme authority over these nuts, nigga! — Riley Freeman
Avoid fruits and nuts; after all you are what you eat. — Garfield
Bout to go nuts, nigga, Cashews. A promoter asked me if Im booked I say Im past due. — Wiz Khalifa
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage… — Eric Cartman
Meet a big butt bitch somewhere, get my nuts kissed. — Mac Miller
I just wanna ride, ride through the city in a Cutlass. Find a big butt bitch, somewhere get my nuts kissed. — Mac Miller
I can't explain what it is my brain does, but however it works it's insane it's plain nuts. — Eminem
Fuck the police man lick these nuts — Kottonmouth Kings
Hey Im not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nuts! — John Cena
A penis has a hard life,its family is nuts,its best friend is a pussy, its neighbor is an ass hole and its owner beats him. — Arthur Malone
Theeeeese Nuts — C.S. Lewis
See this life even shocks me, I got some people on my nuts call jockey. — Mac Miller
They say love is in the air, so I hold my breath until my face turn purple. Keep a few bad bitches in my circle.… — Lil Wayne
Bitches all on my jock, they want my Dang-a-lang. Swinging all on my nuts like an orangutan. — Ludacris
Vanilla bed sheets, chocolate laid one way. Sprinkle my nuts on top...what a sundae. — Ludacris
I gott drop my nuts and make this run...A million plus by the time I'm done. — Webbie
My wifes family tree is full of nuts. — Tony Rawlinson
My nuts hang like they got no curfew. — Lil Wayne
Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust and butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut. — Earl Sweatshirt

Who Wrote These Nuts Quotes

522 authors contributed a total of 624 Nuts Quotes, led by these top contributors: