Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

These niggas holding they nuts, as you see I ain't stalling. Swear these niggas a trip, as you see I ain't falling. — Young Jeezy
Got me holding my nuts, while I'm rolling the dice. 760 new Beamer, got me rolling in white. — Rick Ross
Helicopter rides I can sit it on the club. Sound of the propeller had my young bitch busting nuts. — Rick Ross
Well madcaamia nuts, how about that. — Bones
Q: what did one saggy boob say to the other? A: perk up we are starting to look like nuts — Unknow
Your like a rench you make my nuts tight — Unknow
Must my fame make'em all shatter seeing niggas die only made my nuts fatter by khaliel — 2pac
My nuts hang like they have no curfew. — Lil Wayne
I got a ticket today for a missing hubcap. The policeman told me my nuts were showing! — S Tabor
Well mcaadamia nuts, how about that. — Kana
Well mcadaaima nuts, how about that. — Alex
Hold on fuck you. Brace yourself; buck tooth. Yeah I golf; putt too. Swallow balls; nuts toooooooo. — Nicki Minaj
He just blew his nuts out. — Rob Dyrdek
These bitches nasty, I need my nuts licked. These bitches know I got that deep up in yo gut dick. — Trey Songz
Face down, with yo back arched, fingers spread that ass apart and I'm deep in it and she leak in it, bust a couple nuts,… — Trey Songz
As Good As It Gets, I turned that down...but it was for a very good reason. They had this adorable dog in it, but in… — Betty White
His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts. — Big Black
Flatland was a great book...Edwin Abbot. I gotta say, I went nuts over A Brief History of Time, the Stephen Hawking book. I'm sort of… — Seth Macfarlane
Avoid Fruit and Nuts. You are what you eat! — Becca
I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently. My mind is always racing. — Justin Bieber

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