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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Now behind the eyes and secrets of the dreamers in the streets rocked to sleep by the sea, see the titbits and…
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To live your best life now, you must learn to trust God’s timing, you may not think He’s working, but you can…
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Rhoda comes now, having slipped in while we were not looking. She must have made a tortuous course, taking cover now behind…
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Home is now behind you, the world is ahead!
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Some day you will be wheeled in for a heart bypass operation, and a surgeon will be the person who is now…
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Every day is a new beginning. The failures and successes of yesterday are now behind us. If we are wise, we will…
— David Kreger
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Home is now behind us. The world is ahead.
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