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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I've been to Nepal, but I'd like to go to Tibet. It must be a wonderful place to go. I don't think…
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The most entertaining songs don't always come from a nice place. In songs where I think I'm being really sensitive, they seem…
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Somehow, the fact that more poor people are on welfare, receiving more generous payments, does not seem to have made this country…
— Irving Kristol
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I love France. France is a nice place.
— Bubba Watson
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Sort of desolate, decayed, the smell of - I don't want to dramatise it - but death, you know. That is what…
— Unknown Author
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And so I love films that are kind of rural in atmosphere. And you know, it's just a nice place to be…
— Keith Carradine
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We stay in U2's hotel. They bought a hotel, The Clarence, a nice place and it's in an area where everything's happening,…
— Bonnie Tyler
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Traveling makes you realize what an immeasurably nice place much of America could be if only people possessed the same instinct for…
— Bill Bryson
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Czech Republics worst pick up line: What's a nice place like this doing around a women like you?
— Franz Wisner
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Twenty years ago I wanted to move to a nice place so our Charley would grow up a nice boy and learn…
— Abraham Polonsky
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I like what I do, and I'm very fortunate now to be in a very nice place. Which is that I don't…
— Charlize Theron
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If there is a nice place, and the place does not come to you - you have to come to the place.
— Tony Wheeler
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