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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Since I only got one life to ive, God forgive me for my sins, let me make it and i'll never steal…
— Tupac Shakur
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Never lie; never cheat; never steal. Don't whine; don't complain; don't make excuses.
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I'm a straight lady, the best in Hollywood. There is an art to playing the straight role. You must build up your…
— Unknown Author
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Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Never lie, never cheat, never steal.
— John Wooden
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I'll be your minister--" "Of the exchequer? You'd rob me blind." "I would never steal from you," he'd said hotly. "Oh? Where…
— Megan Whalen Turner
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Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the…
— Mira Grant
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One percent of people will always be honest and never steal," the locksmith said. "Another one percent will always be dishonest and…
— Dan Ariely
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This is a song for the broken girl The one pushed aside by the cold, cold world You are Hear me when…
— Rachel Copeland
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All joking aside when u do read this i got a few things to say A. I will never steal another mans'…
— MrCountry
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A Bird Asked A Bee: You Work So Had To Get Honey And People Steal That From You. Don't You Feel Bad?…
— Pacifiersucker
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May you never steal, lie, or cheat, but if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows, and if you must lie,…
— Rashida Rowe
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