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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. — Dave Barry
All too often arrogance accompanies strength, and we must never assume that justice is on the side of the strong. The use… — Theodore Bikel
Never assume that you can make it alone. You need the help of the Lord. Never hesitate to get on your knees… — Gordon B. Hinckley
As a professional photographer I take photographs for other people to see - but I want them to see what I see.… — Elliott Erwitt
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's… — Ellen DeGeneres
Never assume that the person you are dealing with is weaker or less important than you are. Some people are slow to… — Robert Greene
People around you, constantly under the pull of their emotions, change their ideas by the day or by the hour, depending on… — Robert Greene
Never forget what Jesus did for you. Never take lightly what it cost Him. And never assume that if it cost Him… — Rich Mullins
Of course, there are many, many musicians whose music gives me pleasure, but until I make contact with them, musically or personally,… — Hugh Hopper
The rule of the game was never assume that anybody, however honorable, would be able to stand up under torture. If Mr.… — Abraham Pais
Never assume that you're stuck with the way things are. Life changes, and so can you. — Ralph Marston
One of the worst things anybody can do is assume. I think fools assume. If people have really got it together, they… — Mike Krzyzewski

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