Nerd Quotes

336 quotes by 263 authors

I'm a fuckin nerd, and I'm fat. Nyeeah I'm a nerd. Calculus, addition, but I don't give a fuck cuz hoes love me, I'm a… — Lil B
I got a hotline, you can call for the herb, Mathematics with a addicts, you can call me a nerd, I don't get money nigga,… — Ya Boy
I aint a nerd, I dont really like the members of DIPSET...sorry...prodcution wise nice, I jes feel they disrespect those beats. — Juelz Santana
I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's one of those… — Patrick Stump
I used to work in a record store. I'm kind of a record nerd. — Patrick Stump
Eagle murder fly, murder cry, nerd ah die. Skin look like when burger fry. — Aidonia
You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because… — The Social Network
I am such a nerd. I'm not one of those girls that goes, 'Ha, ha, hee, hee. I'm a nerd.' No, no, no my brain… — Mila Kunis
I am such a nerd. I'm crazy about movies. My whole life just revolves around them. — Emma Stone
I`m not a NERD. I just don`t want to work at MCDONALD`S when I`m older. — Itsme867
College is hardly 'just being a kid.' It's really hard.....I was such a nerd. I was nerdier than most of the other students. My best… — Claire Danes
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash… — Robert Englund
I came out of the womb reading books and thinking about my next project. I'm a born nerd. — Rashida Jones
Its hard finding that special someone when you are a nerd. You want them to love comics, cartoons, play video games, and love having fun.… — Bryant Collins
Being called a nerd is probably the best thing anybody can call you. — Charlie Anders
I was a major drama nerd in high school. So the fact that we preform music that I'm already familiar with a good thing. — Chris Colfer
Nerd girls are the worlds most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a… — John Green
Why is being a nerd bad? Saying I notice youre a nerd is like saying, Hey, I notice that youd rather be intelligent than be… — John Green
Growing up, 'wocka wocka' was like my thing...I would tell a joke and then go, 'Wocka wocka!' I was a bit of a nerd. — Amy Adams
The nature of being an actress is to be fallible, to be vulnerable. We're all the nerds of our world, aren't we? I was a… — Elizabeth Mitchell

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