Nerd Quotes

336 quotes by 263 authors

Software-industry battles are fought by highly paid and out-of-shape nerds furiously pounding computer keyboards while they guzzle diet Coke. The stakes aren't very dramatic. Life?… — Nathan Myhrvold
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast. — Patton Oswalt
A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who… — Patton Oswalt
Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used. And don't try to give me that nerd argument that your… — Amy Poehler
I think it's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. — Sydney Pollack
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. — Dan Quayle
The nerds are the ones that make the films and do loads of other really cool stuff in their life. — Daniel Radcliffe
I was a solid C student because I was doing so many plays. I was a drama nerd, but I was also kind of a… — John C. Reilly
One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern nerd - the nerd is out and proud, and… — Will Self
Don't we all know why nerds do what they do? To get money, which leads to popularity, which leads to girls. — Zadie Smith
There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer. — Gertrude Stein
I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon. — Aisha Tyler
Everybody who labels themselves a 'nerd' isn't some giant person locked in a cubbyhole who's never seen the opposite sex. Especially with the way the… — Joss Whedon
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. — Theodore White
I am a big music nerd. — Olivia Wilde
Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. — George Will
I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. — Al Yankovic
Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us. — Chris Hardwick
Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun. — Chris Hardwick
I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time. — Chris Hardwick

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