Nerd Quotes

336 quotes by 263 authors

All right. Tell me what I'm looking at." From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob the Skull said, in his… — Jim Butcher
I'm the queen of the nerds. — Tori Amos
A geek is like a dork. Someone whoâ€™s on the fringe, who you wouldnâ€™t want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird… — Susane Colasanti
NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either. — Stephen Colbert
You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End. — Jeff Kinney
An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps — Kathy Reichs
If only he can get over becoming a NERD. — Michael Buckley
I can't believe he took you to an actual resteraunt. I assumed his idea od a date would be making you watch him play World… — Cassandra Clare
Isabelle and Jace had left the topic of dead Shadowhunters behind and had moved on to something Jace apparently found even more horrifying__Isabelle's date with… — Cassandra Clare
Nerd girls are the worldâ€™s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a… — John Green
Despite the fact that he no longer dressed like the big dork he did then, despite the fact that heâ€™d swapped the nerd wear for… — Alyson Noel
I can see why you like it here," he said,making a sweeping gesture that encompassed Kyle's collection of movie posters and science fiction books. "There's… — Cassandra Clare
When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir. — Tina Fey
Itâ€™s been a tough couple of years for condescending nerds. And if bookstores fall, Jon, America will be inundated with a wandering, snarky underclass of… — John Hodgman
It seems to me that anyone whose library consists of a Kindle lying on a table is some sort of bloodless nerd. — Penelope Lively
I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd all over everything. — Cassandra Clare
Star Trek?â€ I asked her. â€œReally?â€ â€œWhat?â€ she demanded, bending unnaturally black eyebrows together. â€œThere are two kinds of people in the universe, Molly,â€ I… — Jim Butcher
Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed. — Kevin Hearne
The head nerd of the Cadets is my partner and when it's over he asks me for my number. I'm very flattered and he looks… — Melina Marchetta
Someone came in all Starfleet badges today. Not on my shift, sadly.' 'Fascist,' Leon had said. 'Why are you so prejudiced against nerds?' 'Please,' Billy… — China Mieville

Who Wrote These Nerd Quotes

263 authors contributed a total of 336 Nerd Quotes, led by these top contributors: