Nerd Quotes

336 quotes by 263 authors

We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s; we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the… — Chris Hardwick
Comic-Con is interesting because there's so much going on at once, it's literally impossible to do everything. You need clones and some sort of hoverboard… — Chris Hardwick
I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain… — Chris Hardwick
I really was kind of like a musical nerd. I would watch VH1's 'Behind The Music.' That was heavy when I was a kid. I… — Rico Love
Everybody gets better looking on TV as shows go on.Even the nerds on "Big Bang Theory" are getting better looking. Their clothes are getting nicer.… — Nick Kroll
I'm a fan of comic books. I'm a nerd. I'm a geek. I'm all that stuff. — John Barrowman
I went to college to be a jock and to play on the baseball team. And then, I got cut and realized that that was… — Charlie Day
I'm definitely not a science nerd. That was not my forte at school. — Emily Blunt
I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one… — Megan Fox
The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. — Erich Fromm
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always… — Jim Gaffigan
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. — John Kenneth Galbraith
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. — Charles de Gaulle
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. — Emma Goldman
I recognize that on paper, you can't really tell that I'm a fan or a nerd. — Lev Grossman
I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm… — Chris Colfer
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. — Louis C. K.
I'm just a big old nerd. — Claire Danes
I was a pretty nerdy kid. I was pretty nerdy. I'm still kind of nerdy. I have all of the worst qualities of being a… — Claire Danes
When I became my masked identity I was this incredible little nerd, but in the real world I had to be this tough kid from… — Junot Diaz

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