Nerd Quotes

336 quotes by 263 authors

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. — Chris Hardwick
In the '90s, you couldn't say the word 'nerd' to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn't have… — Chris Hardwick
Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile. — Chris Hardwick
The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it. — Chris Hardwick
Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture. — Chris Hardwick
I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much… — Chris Hardwick
Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang… — Diablo Cody
When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look… — Dennis Miller
The human spirit must prevail over technology. — Albert Einstein
Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful… — John Green
Instead of finding himself in nerd heavenâ€”where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play withâ€”he woke up in Robert Wood Johnson with two broken legs… — Junot Diaz
Because you are the superhero fledgling. Iâ€™m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions. — P. C. Cast
Don't underestimate us nerds! — Katsura Hoshino
Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a nap. Which was… — Christopher Moore
Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the… — Christopher Moore
â€¦because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuffâ€¦ Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-canâ€™t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people… — John Green
Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject, is the best way to make friends I… — Sarah Vowell
That's the wonderful thing with nerds: they're enthusiasts. Not having a life means you get to love things with a passion and nobody bothers you… — John Burnside
Nerd herd, focus. You're here to help the fledglings. Dour One and Dour Two aren't important," said Aphrodite. "Dr. Seuss reference. I like it," Stark… — P. C. Cast
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you… — Christopher Moore

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