Nerd Quotes
336 quotes by 263 authors
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Congratulations. Your official super-nerd badge is in the mail.
— Rachel Vincent
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Ah,†said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are…
— Cassandra Clare
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When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is, 'you like stuff.' Which is not a good insult at all, like, 'you are too…
— John Green
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Between now and when we graduate next year there are at least ten weeks' holiday and five random public holidays. There's email and if you…
— Melina Marchetta
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Hank, when people call people nerds mostly what they're saying is,'You like stuff'.
— John Green
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My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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I suspect the I.Q., SAT, and school grades are tests designed by nerds so they can get high scores in order to call each other…
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment." Whatever. I looked up the definition for 'nerd' in the dictionary. Know…
— Brandon Mull
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Time to grow up. Time to stop bawling. Time to do SOMETHING. And that means, if I'm not sleeping, my nerd-herd isn't sleeping either-sun or…
— P. C. Cast
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I'm a science nerd! Not a cheerleader. - Claire Danvers
— Rachel Caine
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Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
— John Green
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These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You…
— John Green
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Drunk nerds. Not my thing.†“You like nerds.†“Not nerds who join fraternities,†Cath said. “That’s a whole subclass of nerds that I’m not interested…
— Rainbow Rowell
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Actually, I'm going to nerd out on you, so prepare.
— J. Lynn
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Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
— Bill Gates
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Wow, Johnny. I send you out for reinforcements and you come back with an old man, a nerd and this little hobbit guy. Great job.
— Pittacus Lore
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To really be a nerd, she'd decided, you had to prefer fictional worlds to the real one.
— Rainbow Rowell
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I had always been the theater nerd at Northwestern University. I knew I wanted to do acting, but I hated the idea of being this…
— Meghan Markle
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Spidey was the one comic I read consistently throughout my childhood. As someone who grew up a nerd, scrawny, and picked on in high school,…
— Josh Keaton
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When the AIDS epidemic broke, because I happened to be a science nerd and knew a lot about viruses and a lot about that virus…
— Morgan Fairchild
Who Wrote These Nerd Quotes
263 authors contributed a total of 336 Nerd Quotes, led by these top contributors: