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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The emblem on the necktie reserved for the members of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews - The Vatican…
— Alistair Cooke
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Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
— Calvin Trillin
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According to one account of the New York City schools during the 1950s: The teacher could not technically hit the child, but…
— Robert Klein
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Respecting the dignity of a spectacular food means enjoying it at its best. Europeans celebrate the short season of abundant asparagus as…
— Barbara Kingsolver
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I don't suppose a writing man ever really gets rid of his old crocus-yellow neckties. Sooner or later, I think, they show…
— J D Salinger
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Like a necktie or a bouquet of flowers, an idea was best if one did not fuss with it too much
— Galen Beckett
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I got a burlap sack, put a brick in the middle, and filled it with rags, corncobs, some Spanish moss, and sand.…
— Joe Frazier
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Neckties strangle clear thinking.
— Lin Yutang
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Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.
— Harry Anderson
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We change ideas like neckties.
— Emile M. Cioran
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It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
— D. H. Lawrence
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I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.
— Lin Yutang
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