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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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For centuries the leaders of Christian thought spoke of women as a necessary evil, and the greatest saints of the Church are…
— Annie Besant
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Taxes are not good things, but if you want services, somebody's got to pay for them so they're a necessary evil.
— Michael Bloomberg
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War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will…
— Jimmy Carter
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There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses.
— Andrew Jackson
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Once we assuage our conscience by calling something a "necessary evil", it begins to look more and more necessary and less and…
— Sydney J. Harris
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THE TEACHER AS A NECESSARY EVIL. Let us have as few people as possible between the productive minds and the hungry and…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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I think the paparazzi is a necessary evil...and if ya don't like it, and ya don't want to do this, go to…
— Unknown Author
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I suspect that religion is a necessary evil in the childhood of our particular species. And that's one of the interesting things…
— Arthur C. Clarke
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Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers
— Thom Yorke
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A baseball manager is a necessary evil.
— Sparky Anderson
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Any communitys arm of force - military, police, security - needs people in it who can do necessary evil, and yet not…
— Lois McMaster Bujold
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Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that…
— Christy Mathewson
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