Best My Penis Quotes
- Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my penis. — Nikhil Saluja
- Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever. — Nikhil Saluja
- I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja
- Just found out that my girlfriends are just using me for my penis and good looks. — Nikhil Saluja
- When it comes to facials, eyebrows are my penis' finish lines. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters. — Nikhil Saluja
- I blow my nose 10 time a day, if my nose were my penis I'd be in heaven. — Nikhil Saluja
- My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja
- I wear a watch on my penis cause bitch you know what time it is. — Nikhil Saluja
- If twitter was highschool my penis would be the spam in every hot chicks inbox. — Nikhil Saluja